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seifukucat:

"push! PUSH!" the nurse screams in the delivery room. i can’t believe i’m going to lose a push-up contest in front of my newborn son

(via fake-mermaid)

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

(via chilled)

katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

(via walkrunsprintjump)

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

(via sextronautt)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via bastille)

notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

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tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

image

Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

(via bubble-blowing)